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Jun 30, 2014

The Devil is Misoprostol

Oh hey girl....haaaiiii.
Let me fill you in on what's been going on this weekend and the first half of this week.

Dudes that read this.....it's about to get hot n' heavy....in the baby-making ladybit department, so you may or may not want to tune in for the rest.
You've been warned.

Jun 26, 2014

well, well, well


It seems all of blog land is on their period this week. Is this what is happening people?
We all start following each other and our flows sync up?
I have just been reading bitch fest after bitch fest, and don't get me wrong...I heart all of it.
I was actually just thinking that it has "been a while" since bloggers ruffled some feathers.
I like that style a bit. I blame a spout of shittier weather this week along with good ole' Aunt Flo.

Candra from Camo and Lipstick reached out to me this week via Facebook and suggested we team up for a giveaway. I'm always looking for a way to engage not only my readers, but to connect with fellow bloggers, so we quickly came up with a giveaway idea, that, I must admit, is pretty awesome.

It's awesome because it is going to take a while to get to the actual giveaway.
And I'm sure you're thinking, "that's not awesome for me" and to that I say..."pissshaw"
BECAUSE...your giveaway is going on a bit of journey before it ends up in your hands.
We were also able to wrangle up 22 other bloggers to participate, including some of more well known ones.
(This also started a bit of a weird email fan-dom chain yesterday, which was both hilarious and psychotic)

Jun 24, 2014

June Sponsor Zappos.com Giveaway

Time for another Giveaway!!
This is a $35 Zappos.com gift card giveaway as a huge THANK YOU to my sponsors!!
Please check out each and every blog. 
Follow the ones you love.
The more entries the better your shot of winning!

Contest runs today through Friday! Winner will be announced next Monday!!

And don't forget, I am accepting July sponsors this week!
I have a few spots open still. First come first serve!
Email me at handsonpantsoff@gmail.com to reserve your spot!
$15 Newbies and $10 Veteran Rate
Check out my Sponsor tab for stats.

You get a button and a shout-out on a high traffic day that will link to at least two of your social media outlets. Plus, you are automatically entered into one of these giveaways at the end of the month to guarantee new followers!! Do it!

Good luck!!



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Jun 23, 2014

90 Day Bikini Challenge Results

Here we go!
I spent 90 days with Val kicking my own ass and these are the results.
Did I turn into a rock-hard bikini competition god?
Hell no.
Did I get my period the same day as the results photos?
Yes, I did.
Do I care?
Not really.
I'm happy to be tighter, toner, leaner, etc. It's not extraordinary and I didn't weigh or measure myself.
A tan and a smile go a long way, and so does a cute bikini.
I'm happy with the results. I even took the last week off of working out. Kind of got burned out.
Will I be back to sweating this week?
You bet.

Feast your eyes:

How to pull off a Surprise Party

As you may know, I threw a surprise 60th birthday party for my momma yesterday.
After narrowly avoiding a heart attack and total meltdown and having my husband tell me to get my ever loving shit together, it worked (some-what) and the party went off without a hitch.
Here are the steps (in case you too would like a panic party of 1 in the near future)


Jun 20, 2014

Tia Land

Here's what's going on in my neck of the woods this week and the upcoming week
(if you don't want to know, just make sure you enter the GIVEAWAY and have a good weekend!)

Jun 18, 2014

Throw Back Thursday

Hashtag Throwbackthursday
Wait....that's not how you do it?
Now I see why I'm not twittering my twat on Twitter.

Anyways, I normally don't post on Thursday, but I just happen to be scanning and uploading and editing a slide show for my mom's birthday so I figured I would give you a photo dump of me as a kid.

And now you will all know why I am insane and have a love for neon.

You're welcome. Enjoy!

Jun 17, 2014

Start of Summer $100 Victoria's Secret Giveaway!

It's that time everybody!! 
I have for you a chance to win $100 from Victoria's Secret, brought to you by the following fantastic chicks that have graciously put up with my emails and annoyances! 

Please meet:
Darci with Strongly Feminine
Kati with She's A Jewell
Laura with Life with Lolo
Jasmine representing her Fleurty Bands store
Brittney with Brittney Breaking Free
 
I couldn't be happier with the group! 
I hope you check out their blogs and become super fans!

Contest runs today and ends at midnight this Saturday, June 21st. 
The official start of summer!

Enter the Rafflecopter below! You have many, many chances to win.
All entries will be verified so please make sure you are truly following the selected social media outlets.
(You are going to want to anyways...did I mention these ladies rock the house?)

 Good luck!!


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Jun 16, 2014

Upcoming Sexy Summer Giveaway!

Do you like free shit?
What if it was for a hot bikini or cover-up or work out gear? 
(Or something sexy for the one time a month you give it up to your man...ha)
Either way, make sure to check back Wednesday for a chance to win $100 to Victoria's Secret!
These lovely ladies want you to want awesome shit. 

Giveaway starts Wednesday and ends, guess when?
Saturday, June 21. The official Start of Summer!


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Jun 13, 2014

Combat Against Office Ebola

Dudes. I'm in deep. In the trenches.
It's time to fight back because this 'ish is getting old.
Time for....

Jun 12, 2014

I have enough

I don't talk about work much on the blog....if ever. But I had a eye-opening conversation and realization yesterday with a newer co-worker that I just had to share.
Okay, I should preface, I have always had this "realization" but I guess that how it came up yesterday confirmed a lot about me.

So, boring stuff aside, we hired a new finance person who will ultimately be our CFO. I am transitioning the daily finance portion of my job to her as it was technically not really part of my job description, but hey, when you're a small company, you wear a lot of hats, right?
I must admit though, I am kind of happy to be letting it go sooner than later. The great thing about this new person is I feel like she will kind of be my in-office mentor in a way....guiding me through the transition and offering insight.

Jun 11, 2014

Simple. Fit. Fun.

It's Wednesday mo-fo's!
It's super dreary here. A lot of rain and I actually had to thrown on my jacket.
Not overly upset about it considering I have been battling another round of ebola for three days.
Back in the office today. No more razor throat. Just slow and a bit tired feeling.

I managed to work out Friday through Sunday over the weekend, but have chosen sleep over AM workouts every day this week. Suck it weights. I need to get better.

While I was cooped up this weekend in an attempt to keep my germs contained, I finished up my latest blog design upgrade for a sweet lady named Bailey.

Here is the finished product.

Jun 5, 2014

15 on Friday

I am stealing a random list from Camo and Lipstick because you need to read some funny shit on a Friday and I need to get a blog post in while I am traveling.

You're welcome. I give you.....15 Random Facts.

Jun 4, 2014

Louisville Bound

Oh. Mah. Gah Becky.....this week has been a shit storm.
Our company is heading to our annual retreat and the location this year is Louisville.
I have been training a new person and creating an hour long presentation to boot. Trying to keep a presentation on Purchase Policies fun is seriously difficult.

Any of your lovely blogging ladies local?
If so! Let me know and maybe I can break away from work for a drink!!
We are staying at the 21c Museum Hotel and I am super pumped. This place looks awesome!!

Jun 2, 2014

I have the sexiest sidebar on the block

Yo.
Popping in real quick to introduce everyone to some badass bitches.
As you have, clearly, already noticed, my right sidebar has been taken over by some of the sassiest ladies in the blogging world.
At least I think so.

Please welcome: